that-stupid-tardis-sound:

do you ever feel the urge to slam your face on the desk but you don’t because it would hurt

sylphh:

Does anyone else get really paranoid in public restrooms because you think the person next to you is silently judging how loud your pee stream is

binkshapiro:

whosromeo:

girls are attracted to assholes because in elementary school girls were told “if he’s mean to you that means he likes you”

the da vinci code has been cracked

rnedia:

i don’t understand why it’s illegal to have sex with a miner they provide us with coal and electricity they deserve a little fun